• Libraries in New York and Seattle are battling for the title of fastest book sorter. [NYT]
• A man fishing in the Gowanus Canal claims he caught a three-eyed catfish and plans to eat it. [Gothamist]
• Calling all hipsters: here’s a device called the Stache Shield that will keep your beard clean of latte foam and hotdog mustard. [Contemporist]
• For $40 an hour, New Yorkers can rent a temporary mom. [Slate]
• The designers of the High Line might bring a High/Low Line combo to Miami to the tune of $120 million. [Curbed]
• An exhibition at the New York Historical Society explores computer innovation in NYC. [Fast Co. Design]

Images: Stache Shield (L); Three-eyed fish via Gothamist (R)