For starters, there’s a mudroom–it’s right across from the laundry room. And an underground garage. There are some bedrooms, maybe four, maybe less–or more…how many do you need? Suburban sprawl isn’t a problem at all when it’s inside your apartment, and the apartment is on a tree-lined West Village block. You could say this $4 million home in a boutique co-op residence at 247 West 12th Street known as Greenwich House rings in at $1 million per bedroom, with some room to spare.