Where to begin with this Upper East Side townhouse at 18 East 69th Street? There’s the Chanel-inspired bathrooms, an impressive variety of wallpaper, and a bathtub in a bedroom. There’s the sheer size of the property, which holds a two-story retail space, a penthouse apartment, and another duplex. Then, of course, there’s the price, which comes in at $26 million. It’s hard to keep track of everything going on at this property, but one thing’s for sure–we’ve never seen anything like it before.